1. "Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers. Then you would hop into bed, afraid that I was hiding under it. And I was!"
2. "I'm feeling very olympic today!"
3. "That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
4. "Nobody moves or the nigger gets it!"
5. "Nothing? Nothing, nothing, tra-la-la?"
6. "It must be Nigel with the brie!"
7. "She turned me into a newt!"
8. "Fuck! Fucking...what the fuck! Who the fuck? Fuck this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
9. "Why don't I go across the street, and get you some orange sheeeerbeeert?"
10. "Oh, please, the only serial/cereal I know anything about is Cornflakes."
11. "Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?"
12. "-No, I am Inga from Schveeden." "-Sweden? But you're wearing... lederhosen?"
13. "He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits!"
14. "Oh, what a wonderful strong grip you have! I would have been dissappointed if you would have not crushed my hand."
15. "Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River."
16. "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder."
17. "-Wait a minute, come to think of it, I did leave some ass in the back. -You did? -I did, about a week a ago. I did, it's the ass! It must be the ass!"
18. "You are violating my territorial bubble!"
19. "Who ever thought that a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?"
20. "It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions."
Oj, jag hade lagt in två citat från samma film, sorry! Har bytt ut nummer 10, så nu ska det inte vara några dubletter längre. :)