Filmcitat #7 och #8: facit

Jaha, här inser jag just att jag publicerade en filmcitatsomgång i januari (JANUARI), som jag ännu inte lagt upp ett facit till. Plus omgång #7 från oktober (OKTOBER). Förra året (TVÅTUSENTIO). Eh. Oj.

Without further ado så får ni därmed svaren på de citat som ingen prickade in!

Facit för filmcitat #7
3. "-What are we gonna do, Bob?
-Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley." - "Pleasantville"
5. "-Have you ever killed anyone?
-Yes, but they were all bad guys." - "True Lies"
6. "Butler? Oh, I bet there's hanky panky going on there!" - "En Hon-djävuls Liv och Lustar"
8. "-I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
-Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!" - "Orgazmo"
17, "-Why, those are Jan Bathgate's underpants, I'd know them anywhere!
[the others look at him, somewhat baffled]
-What, a man's entitled to some experimenting in his golden years." - "Top of the Food Chain"
19. "I can smell fear in any man, and passion in any woman!" - "Private Benjamin"


Facit för filmcitat #8
1. "You know, you're the tallest short guy I've ever seen." - "Cannonball Run II"
4. "-Hey, hey, what are you, from the press?
-No, no, we're from Orlando.
-I don't believe it, I got tourists photographing the body!" - "Pretty Woman"
5. "I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." - "Better Off Dead..."
10. "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!" - "The Warriors"
11. "Wow, he's really in love with himself, and I thought it was just a summer romance." - "Twister"
13. "-You're the only person in the world I can count on. Cause I know that no matter what, you'll always be here.
-That's what you think. I'm leaving town." - "Ghost World"
14. "-Who's that?
-Mr Crane, my history teacher, and he's very nice.
-HE is an asshole.
-You haven't even spoken to him yet!
-Charlotte, I don't need to speak to him. He's driving an Edsel, for chrissakes!" - "Mermaids"
18. "That guy did not just get off the fucking couch. If he did, I want a couch like that." - "The Fighter"
19. "-You are the wind beneath my wings, man!
-Hey, did you ever know that you're my hero?" - "Prime"

Filmcitat #8

Oy vey, me hearties! Nu har jag skrapat ihop tjugo nya (nåja, nya för tävlingen i alla fall) filmcitat som det gäller att spika! Förra omgången har fortfarande några repliker som ingen lyckats placera, för den som känner att det inte räcker med de sprillans nya minnesvärda ord jag serverar er nedan. Antar att alla intreserade är bekanta med förfarandet vid det här laget, men just in case så får ni regelboken serverad once again.

Regler: Inget fuskande, inga sökmotorer, inga viskande experter som matar en med information. Det enda man vinner är den inre glädjen i att ha rätt, så fusk är med andra ord lika meningsfullt som slikt förfarande i patiens, bantning, tandvård eller andra saker som enbart gäller ens personliga välmående och lycka. :D När man tror sig veta källan till något eller några citat så skriver man ut nummer och titel i kommentarerna, så berättar jag snarast huruvida man vet man vad gläfser om, eller inte - även detta i kommentarsfältet. När ett citat är plockat skriver jag ut det i fetstil. Fet som i ja mon, fett rätt, len! Alles klar?

1. "You know, you're the tallest short guy I've ever seen."
2. "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
3. "And you are to refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you Captain'! ...You know what I mean!"
4. "-Hey, hey, what are you, from the press?
-No, no, we're from Orlando.
-I don't believe it, I got tourists photographing the body!"
5. "I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
6. "-Well. It's not the Hoover dam.
-I know it isn't, it was built by the pilgrims."
7. "Well, hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."
8. "You can go suck a fuck!"
9. "I'm a Derek - Dereks don't run!"
10. "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!"
11. "Wow, he's really in love with himself, and I thought it was just a summer romance."
12. "-What's wrong with his rabbits, man?
-They're not rabbits, they're hens.
-Nah - rabbits!
-Well, if they're rabbits, where are their ears?
-That's what I'm sayin'!"
13. "-You're the only person in the world I can count on. Cause I know that no matter what, you'll always be here.
-That's what you think. I'm leaving town."
14. "-Who's that?
-Mr Crane, my history teacher, and he's very nice.
-HE is an asshole.
-You haven't even spoken to him yet!
-Charlotte, I don't need to speak to him. He's driving an Edsel, for chrissakes!"
15. "-Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.
-Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat!"
16. "-You don't like raisins?
-Not really.
-Why?
-They used to be fat and juicy and now... they're just twisted. They've had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I'm a big fan of the raisin council."
17. "Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."
18. "That guy did not just get off the fucking couch. If he did, I want a couch like that."
19. "-You are the wind beneath my wings, man!
-Hey, did you ever know that you're my hero?"
20. "I look like you wanna look. I fuck like you wanna fuck. I'm smart, capable, and most importantly: I am free in all the ways that you are not."

Filmcitat #5 och #6: facit

Okelidokelie, jag bestämmer härmed att gissningsleken för omgång fem och sex härmed är över, and I present to you, ze anzhörs som ingen klarade:

Facit för filmcitat #5
6. "I would be happy in a Turkish prison, are you kidding? I was with you, of course I had a good time." - "Pretty in Pink"
7. "I'm on your side, I hate Godzilla too, he's the destroyer of worlds!" - "Baksmällan"
14. "Wouldn't it be great if wars could be settled by just the assholes who started them?" - "The Postman"
17. "-Your mother's a cankerous whore!
-Jesus, man!
-Hey, man, remember way back when I said your mother was a cankerous whore? I'm sorry, man. I did not mean that. She's not." - "Tropic Thunder"


Facit för filmcitat #6
3. "-Don't you just love Prince?
-More than life itself." - "Pretty Woman"
8. "-What about the world, Ronald, what would you like to do to the whole world?
-Burn it all." - "Backdraft"
10. "Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed." - "The Rookie"
11. "Okay, I'm gonna run down some caucasians today." - "Crazy People"
13. "-What's your name?
-...Mike.
-What's your name, Mike?
-Sam." - "Addicted to Love"
14. "-It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
-I don't have a penis.
-But you have a left hand." - "The Science of Sleep"
15. "I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I am so afraid he will look just like everyone else." - "The Importance of Being Earnest"
16. "Just fear me, love me, do as I say - and I will be your slave." - "Labyrinth"
19. "My whole life flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot." - "Double Dragon"

So there you have it; a job well done. ;D Omgång #6 var tydligen alldeles för svår, även fast jag på inget vis planerat det, håhåjaja. Så kan det gå. Fortsätt gissa på omgång #7 så länge, det finns ett fåtal olösta gåtor där ännu. :)

Filmcitat #7

Fanfarer och massornas jubel, det är dags för mer minnesvärda filmcitat att rota fram källorna till ur djupet av era hjärnklumpar, folks! Omgång #6 har fortfarande olösta frågetecken som bara väntar på att knäckas, de med.

Regler: Inget fuskande, inga sökmotorer, inga specialistkunniga polare som sufflörer. Eftersom man inte vinner nåt finns det ingen mening att fubba. Träffas man av en snilleblixt och känner igen något eller några citat så skriver man ut nummer och titel i kommentarerna, sen håller man andan tills fröken Nio kommit med rättningspennan. Har man prickat rätt kan man skrocka förnöjt och sen sätter jag ut det lösta citatet i fetstil. Nu kör vi, you like to move it, move it!

1. "-It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarrettes. It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
- Hit it!"
2. "I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony, I don't care! A-all I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?"
3. "-What are we gonna do, Bob?
-Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley."
4. "-So, if you're from Africa... why are you white?
-Oh my god, Karen, you can't just as people why they're white!"
5. "-Have you ever killed anyone?
-Yes, but they were all bad guys."
6. "Butler? Oh, I bet there's hanky panky going on there!"
7. "-You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole!
-How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
-You're the vulgarian, you fuck."
8. "-I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
-Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!"
9. "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
10. "How many times do I have to tell you: green is not your colour!"
11. "-Move, and you're dead!
-I'm dead; and I move."
12. "Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax."
13. "Game over, man, GAME OVER!"
14. "NOBODY! Messes! With the Do!"
15. "-He's finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass.
-...That's MET his match, and kicked, KICKED his ass!"
16. "What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like 'Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins.' Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?"
17, "-Why, those are Jan Bathgate's underpants, I'd know them anywhere!
[the others look at him, somewhat baffled]
-What, a man's entitled to some experimenting in his golden years."
18. "Good heavens, woman; this is war - not a garden party!"
19. "I can smell fear in any man, and passion in any woman!"
20. "-Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
-Thank you."

Filmcitat #6

Aaaaand we're back! Även om intresset för senaste filmquizet var minst sagt svalt, så betyder inte det att undertecknad tänker lägga ner (God no, honey, what kind of mother do you think I am?). Förra omgången står fortfarande och väntar på korrekta svar eller åtminstonde educated guesses, men kan du ingen av de minnesvärda (well...) replikerna, så kanske det finns några här som lagrats i hjärnan.

Regler: Two men enter, one man leave. Närå, men inget jävla fusk, det förtar hela poängen. Eftersom man inte vinner ett skit så tjänar man heller inget på att fejk-kunna - lite som att fuska i patiens, you know? När man vet, eller tror sig veta, så skriver man titeln eller titlarna på de nummer man känner igen i kommentarerna. Har man rätt får man en virtuell klapp på axeln och sen smäckar jag på fetstil på de avklarade citaten. Let's get it on!

1. "[to the cameraman] -I'd like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you back up?
-How about Cleveland?"
2. "-You know who that was? Clint Eastwood!
-No! [gestures and speaks in Japanese]
-[speaks back in Japanese] Yes. Clint Eastwood."
3. "-Don't you just love Prince?
-More than life itself."
4. "Don't, for one minute, think that you've had any effect whatsoever on my panties."
5. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
6. "-Tell me, how does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?
-Lucky, I guess."
7. "-Begging your pardon, but that just woldn't be proper.
-Proper?
-It's against my programming to impersonate a deity."
8. "-What about the world, Ronald, what would you like to do to the whole world?
-Burn it all."
9. "Confidence is high, I repeat: confidence is high."
10. "Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed."
11. "Okay, I'm gonna run down some caucasians today."
12. "-Why, you concieted ape. I'm not that easy!
-I'm not that easy either!"
13. "-What's your name?
-...Mike.
-What's your name, Mike?
-Sam."
14. "-It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
-I don't have a penis.
-But you have a left hand."
15. "I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I am so afraid he will look just like everyone else."
16. "Just fear me, love me, do as I say - and I will be your slave."
17. "As soon as he'd come he'd freak out: 'What are you doing? I'm not gay! If you tell anyone I'll kick your ass!'. The only reason I let him keep doing it is the man has a mouth like a hoover."
18. "I know you'd like to think that your shit don't stink - but it does! It does stink! Stinks like SHIT!"
19. "My whole life flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot."
20. "-Oh my god: I've read that four out of five prostitutes are lesbians!
-I think I'd know if my wife was a lesbian.
-Why? You didn't know she was a prostitute!"

För den nyfikne: Quiz #1, Quiz #2, Quiz #3, Quiz #4, Quiz #5 (Nummer 5 kan man fortfarande gissa på, do it, come on, do it, do it!)

Filmcitat #3 och #4: facit

Ehm, ja, man kan ju helt glömma bort att presentera de rätta svaren på filmquizen man utmanar folk med, också. De svar som ingen lyckades knipa, vill säga. Jag gör en double whammy och talar om vilka titlar ni INTE KLARADE AV från såväl quiz #3 som #4 i ett svep. Läs och lär!

Facit för filmquiz #3
14. "Oh, what a wonderful strong grip you have! I would have been dissappointed if you would have not crushed my hand." - "Oh, Vilket Party!"
18. "You are violating my territorial bubble!" - "The Frighteners"

Facit för filmquiz #4
6. "Your entrance was good. His was better." - "Batman Forever"
9. "There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly... obvious." - "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story"
10. "That was your wife? What a bitch!" - "Total Recall"
11. "How dare you say 'penis' to a dead person?!" - "All of Me"
12. "Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing slut-faced hoe bag - but in reality, she's so much more than that." - "Mean Girls"
20. "Well, I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping!" - "Troop Beverly Hills"

Sådärja, ordningen i universum är officiellt återställd. Nu kan ni sitta och gräma er och svära och hötta med nävarna över att ni visste ju, VISSTE ju att det var från den filmen, åh! But fear not, my child, alldeles runt hörnet väntar en ny chans att briljera med meningslösa meningar ur minnet. Go forth, godspeed!

Filmcitat #5

Yessirreebob, nu kommer det svagt efterfrågade och kraftigt försenade filmcitatquizet tillbaka, with a vengeance. Numero cinco i ordningen, och det finns fortfarande en del obesvarat från sist, om nån viktigpetter will give it a go (GÖRT BA GÖRT!).

Regler: Google, IMDb et al är givetvis förkastligt i den här inofficiella OS-grenen. Vet man så vet man - eller så chansar man, förstås - och då hojtar man till i kommentarerna genom att helt sonika skriva filmtiteln/-titlarna i fråga och sedan hålla andan av spänning tills jag sprättar kuvertet. När ett citat är avklarat skriver jag ut det i fetstil. Thundercats are go!

1. "-What's your name again? Plopper? Squitter?"
"-Trotter, sir."
2. "If you get the chance: shower with them, I did!"
3. "Oh, we all walk the Wibberly-Wobberly walk. And we all talk the Wibberly-Wobberly talk. And all we all wear Wibberly-Wobberly ties. And we look at all the pretty girls with Wibberly-Wobberly eyes."
4. "She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a... pen."
5. "'You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe?' It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - 'Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!' See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long."
6. "I would be happy in a Turkish prison, are you kidding? I was with you, of course I had a good time."
7. "I'm on your side, I hate Godzilla too, he's the destroyer of worlds!"
8. "-'The Count of Monte Crisco'...
-That's 'Cristo', you dumb shit.
-...by Alex-an-dree Duum-ass, Dumbass.
- That's Dumas."
9. "Aziz! LIGHT!!"
10. "Life's a bitch and then... you don't die."
11. "-It's called the Miranda Act, it means you can't even touch his ass.
- I do not want to touch his ass, I want to make him talk!"
12. "-Paul. Paul Varjak. V-a-r... Mr Berman, this is Fred.
-Oh, Fred, baby, huh?"
13. "Places you're tied down to - none. People with a hold on you - none. Men you step aside for - none."
14. "Wouldn't it be great if wars could be settled by just the assholes who started them?"
15. "I tied my own shoelaces once. It was an overrated experience!"
16. "We've been seeing an awful lot of each other lately, and I really think it's in my best interest if I started seeing someone more popular. You know, better looking, drives a nicer car."
17. "-Your mother's a cankerous whore!
-Jesus, man!
-Hey, man, remember way back when I said your mother was a cankerous whore? I'm sorry, man. I did not mean that. She's not."
18. "-You lost your mind?
-According to my last psych evaluation: yes."
19. "Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh oh wait! Is she in a coma?"
20. "Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool."

Filmcitat #4

För länge, länge sen körde jag ett gäng filmcitattävlingar, och jag tänkte att det fanimig var på tiden att brassa på med lite sånt igen.

Så, reglerna är enkla, inte googla och inte kika på IMDB eller liknande, då förtas ju hela poängen. Om man vet, eller tror sig veta, så skriver man i kommentarerna. Inga priser utlovas, annat än den eviga äran att vara ansedd duktig på meningslösa saker. :D När någon knäckt ett citat skriver jag ut det i fetstil i inlägget.

Here we go!

1. "What would you prefer, yellow spandex?"
2. "Thanks, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try to look less constipated."
3. "Could you describe this... ruckus, sir?"
4. "No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
5. "-First, tell the pigs to fuck off.
-Fuck off, pigs
[the guards look puzzled]
- Fuck. Off. Pigs."
6. "Your entrance was good. His was better."
7. "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash."
8. "Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there."
9. "There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly... obvious."
10. "That was your wife? What a bitch!"
11. "How dare you say 'penis' to a dead person?!"
12. "Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing slut-faced hoe bag - but in reality, she's so much more than that."
13. "One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal."
14. "You just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me!"
15. "Hello, I thought up 'hello', that's mine, hello!"
16. "SMITE me, oh mighty SMITER!"
17. "His momma called him Cassius Clay; Im'ma call him Cassius Clay."
18. "Oh, hrmpf, it's so rewarding being your hat!"
19. "None of you understand: I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with ME!"
20. "Well, I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping!"

Pop quiz, asshole

På onsdagskvällar kan man numera förhoppningsvis finna mig, Daniel och ambulerande lagmedlemmar på Respekt, för Göteborg Filmfestivals veckovisa film quiz-night. Var där första gången i onsdags och det var fantastiskt roligt. Vi blev snöpta med ett ynka poäng från prispallen, extremt surt. Men vi vann i alla fall varsin gratis biljett till en Cinemateketvisning of our choice, samt ett medlemskort. Nästa gång ska vi vinna big time, or I'll be damned!

"På A vet vi inte och på B svarar vi skokräm."

Musiktest med bilder

1. Öppna din musikspelare.
2. Välj all musik/bibliotek.
3. Sätt på shuffle/blanda/random.
4. Hitta bilder på de 15 första artisterna som kommer upp (ingen upprepning eller fusk).
5. Låt folk gissa vilka artisterna är!

1: Ian Brown

2: Simple Minds

3: Antony & The Johnsons

4: Saint Etienne
5: Plain White T's
6:7: The Gossip8: Lydia Lunch9: Frank Zappa
10: Madonna
11: Hype

12: Mesh
13:
14: Mark Lanegan
15: Johnny Cash

Kom igen, gott folk, gissa på. En del är ju superlätta och en del är, well, omöjliga om man inte är värsta fanet - jag visste inte hur alla såg ut inan jag hittade bilderna ens, haha. :D

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Okej, sex stycken är redan avklarade av Myran, tjoho! Keep 'em comin'!

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Tre till knipna av fröken Egarcia och min dyre bror!

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Nu finns bara fyra stycken kvar; Nummer 6, 11, 12 och 13. Självklart några av de svåraste också. Några små ledtrådar kan vara att nummer 6 är ett kortlivat 80-tals new wave-band med rötterna i ett betydligt mer känt 2-tone/skaband, nummer 11 är svenska synthare vars frontman även har ett mer välkänt synthband (Monika, du är så nära!) parallellt, 12 är ett relativt stort brittiskt synthband och nummer 13 är en up to date-filmkompositör...

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Klas klarar skivan och nu är det bara tre ynkliga band/kompositörer kvar. Can you do it?

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Okej, efter Monikas strålande comeback efterfrågar jag nu bara ett brittiskt new wave-band och en tyskfödd filmkompositör!

Filmcitat #3

Right-O, tävling nummer tre is officially launched. Same procedure as last time: INGET sökande, INGET IMDb-ande eller liknande fusk. Just yer wee brains, lads n' lassies. :D När ett citat är löst skriver jag ut det i fetstil.

1. "Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers. Then you would hop into bed, afraid that I was hiding under it. And I was!"
2. "I'm feeling very olympic today!"
3. "That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
4. "Nobody moves or the nigger gets it!"
5. "Nothing? Nothing, nothing, tra-la-la?"
6. "It must be Nigel with the brie!"
7. "She turned me into a newt!"
8. "Fuck! Fucking...what the fuck! Who the fuck? Fuck this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
9. "Why don't I go across the street, and get you some orange sheeeerbeeert?"
10. "Oh, please, the only serial/cereal I know anything about is Cornflakes."
11. "Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?"
12. "-No, I am Inga from Schveeden." "-Sweden? But you're wearing... lederhosen?"
13. "He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits!"
14. "Oh, what a wonderful strong grip you have! I would have been dissappointed if you would have not crushed my hand."
15. "Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River."
16. "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder."
17. "-Wait a minute, come to think of it, I did leave some ass in the back. -You did? -I did, about a week a ago. I did, it's the ass! It must be the ass!"
18. "You are violating my territorial bubble!"
19. "Who ever thought that a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?"
20. "It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions."

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Oj, jag hade lagt in två citat från samma film, sorry! Har bytt ut nummer 10, så nu ska det inte vara några dubletter längre. :)

Filmcitat #2: facit

Well, jag får anta att intresset för den senaste citattävlingen är över, så jag får väl presentera de som ni inte lyckades knipa den här gången. Jag får erkänna att femman var väl i stort sett omöjlig att knäcka om man inte är ett Russ Meyer-fan av stora mått, eller om man, som jag, råkat se just denna relativt obskyra produktion. Lysande citat, dock. :D

2. "Look for something unusual. Something hard." - "Universal Soldier"
4. "People should cut off more heads. Chop, chop. Blood everywhere. Makes you proud to be queen." - "Alice i Underlandet"
5. "I don't like chicks messing with chicks. It's not American." - "Harry, Cherry & Raquel"
8. "Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you. And pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses. Heh-heh." - "Addicted to Love"
9. "It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day." - "UHF"
11. "Neighbors? What neighbors? In twelve years in Los Angeles, have you ever seen a neighbor?" - "Döden Klär Henne"
19. "Hey, how do you spell Del Rio?" - "Rocky"

Anyway, jag fläskar på med en till tävling, keep guessing, folks.

Filmcitat #2

Okej, round two, samma regler som sist: inga sökmotorer och inget IMDb eller motsvarande! När ett citat är knäckt skriver jag ut det i fetstil. Now go, cat, go!

1. "I'm a short... fat... slut."
2. "Look for something unusual. Something hard."
3. "Ladies man, man's man, man about town?"
4. "People should cut off more heads. Chop, chop. Blood everywhere. Makes you proud to be queen."
5. "I don't like chicks messing with chicks. It's not American."
6. "'Evian' is 'naive' backwards!"
7. "Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says there's no way he could've grabbed your ass."
8. "Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you. And pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses. Heh-heh."
9. "It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day."
10. "Finland? No, no, this is the Valley. Finland is the capitol of Norway."
11. "Neighbors? What neighbors? In twelve years in Los Angeles, have you ever seen a neighbor?"
12. "You can't hiiide, NOT from your dentist!"
13. "Take me away from all this death!"
14. "-Wasn't your... didn't your mole use to be on the other side?
-I have a MOLE?"
15. "This is your receipt for your husband, and this is my receipt for your receipt."
16. "Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left."
17. "Okay, what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy. [gets shot at] Nope. He's chasing me."
18. "You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or later he's gonna have the hots for you."
19. "Hey, how do you spell Del Rio?"
20. "I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida!"

Filmcitat: facit

Okej, det verkar som att gissningarna på filmcitaten ebbat ut nu, så då får jag avslöja de som inte blev knäckta. Ni har gissat otroligt bra och mycket, måste jag säga. Jag är imponerad över att somliga blev tagna, men jag är också förvånad att i synnerhet nummer 6 inte blev löst. So anyway, here goes:

1. "Stalking is illegal in all 50 states." - She's All That
6. "The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" - The Princess Bride
8. "Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lonely." - Airheads
11. "Break now, you Micke Mouse-piece of shiiit!" - Demolition Man

Jag launchar en till citattävling med en gång, så fortsätt gissa på nu. Jag älskar filmrepliker och folk som kan dem, så naturally, I love you! :D

Filmcitat!

Jag gör som Karro och kör ett filmcitat-test on your asses. Kom ihåg att google och liknande är fett med fubb och förtar dessutom hela poängen med leken. Now: PLAY, damn you! När någon svarat rätt gör jag det citatet i fetstil.

Om något citat inte är helt ordagrant ber jag om ursäkt, de är plockade ur minnet och jag har endast i något enstaka fall kunnat kolla upp om de stämmer helt eller inte.

1. "Stalking is illegal in all 50 states."
2. "Just look like we're a married couple, speeending time together."
3. "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
4. "Deeply flattered, boy, but my first and only love is the sea."
5. "I offer you my body, you offer me semantics!"
6. "The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
7. "If you get the chance, shower with them. I did."
8. "Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lonely."
9. "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."
10. "I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on a train."
11. "Break now, you Micke Mouse-piece of shiiit!"
12. "Oh my god, it's Tate Whitley Wallington! Yo-hoo, Tate, it's me, Elisabeth from Workout World!"
13. "We found the dead remains of a human corpse, deceased."
14. "There's no crying in baseball!"
15. "May I take your coat as usual... or... for the first time?"
16. "And in the end, should someone die?"
17. "I'm very cute, I'm very alone, and I'm VERY protective of my body!"
18. "I lost my hand! I lost my bride!"
19. "-What would you say to some champagne? -Hello, champagne?"
20. "I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."
21. "Boys, with long hair and tattoos, that SPIT on the sidewalk!"