Filmcitat #5

Yessirreebob, nu kommer det svagt efterfrågade och kraftigt försenade filmcitatquizet tillbaka, with a vengeance. Numero cinco i ordningen, och det finns fortfarande en del obesvarat från sist, om nån viktigpetter will give it a go (GÖRT BA GÖRT!).

Regler: Google, IMDb et al är givetvis förkastligt i den här inofficiella OS-grenen. Vet man så vet man - eller så chansar man, förstås - och då hojtar man till i kommentarerna genom att helt sonika skriva filmtiteln/-titlarna i fråga och sedan hålla andan av spänning tills jag sprättar kuvertet. När ett citat är avklarat skriver jag ut det i fetstil. Thundercats are go!

1. "-What's your name again? Plopper? Squitter?"
"-Trotter, sir."
2. "If you get the chance: shower with them, I did!"
3. "Oh, we all walk the Wibberly-Wobberly walk. And we all talk the Wibberly-Wobberly talk. And all we all wear Wibberly-Wobberly ties. And we look at all the pretty girls with Wibberly-Wobberly eyes."
4. "She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a... pen."
5. "'You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe?' It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - 'Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!' See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long."
6. "I would be happy in a Turkish prison, are you kidding? I was with you, of course I had a good time."
7. "I'm on your side, I hate Godzilla too, he's the destroyer of worlds!"
8. "-'The Count of Monte Crisco'...
-That's 'Cristo', you dumb shit.
-...by Alex-an-dree Duum-ass, Dumbass.
- That's Dumas."
9. "Aziz! LIGHT!!"
10. "Life's a bitch and then... you don't die."
11. "-It's called the Miranda Act, it means you can't even touch his ass.
- I do not want to touch his ass, I want to make him talk!"
12. "-Paul. Paul Varjak. V-a-r... Mr Berman, this is Fred.
-Oh, Fred, baby, huh?"
13. "Places you're tied down to - none. People with a hold on you - none. Men you step aside for - none."
14. "Wouldn't it be great if wars could be settled by just the assholes who started them?"
15. "I tied my own shoelaces once. It was an overrated experience!"
16. "We've been seeing an awful lot of each other lately, and I really think it's in my best interest if I started seeing someone more popular. You know, better looking, drives a nicer car."
17. "-Your mother's a cankerous whore!
-Jesus, man!
-Hey, man, remember way back when I said your mother was a cankerous whore? I'm sorry, man. I did not mean that. She's not."
18. "-You lost your mind?
-According to my last psych evaluation: yes."
19. "Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh oh wait! Is she in a coma?"
20. "Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool."