Hip hop for dummies

Hahaha, det här var helt underbart roligt. Hip hop for dummies, en ganska typisk raptext översatt till begriplig och korrekt engelska. Läs and enjoy. :D

"I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable."

Oh, the joy! Man kanske skulle börja översätta raplåtar själv? :D